I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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