we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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