so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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