i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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