apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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