I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This is the high leading the old right now
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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