i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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