Porn is love you can see.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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