you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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