I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize
