hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
The girls stopped by my apartment. They caught me naked with a nearly empty bottle of vodka in one hand, drawing crop circles in the carpet with the vacuum.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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