He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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