Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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