In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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