I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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