Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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