I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
my shit smells like andre
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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