Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
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