Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
What happened to fro yo and sex?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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