If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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