Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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