Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
He better not be in your backpack
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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