I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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