they need to just BURY HIM!
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
