Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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