were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
try to milk me bitch
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