i think i have herpe
just one?
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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