everyone is single if you try hard enough
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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