Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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