Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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