I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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