dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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