Betty ford says i'm here all night
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
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