She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Come share oat with me in your robe
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