I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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