Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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