Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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