She's JV to your varsity
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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