Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Sorry about my life...
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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