some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
As shirtless as possible
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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