I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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