But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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