yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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