Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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