there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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