i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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