Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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