No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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