My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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