Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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