I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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