hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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